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| DONCAT |
Posted: Saturday, March 06, 2010 11:16:11 AM |
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After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.."
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Alabama, Louisiana Arkansas, Mississippi ,Missouri , Florida , West Virginia and Washington DC .
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| JUSTNTIME |
Posted: Saturday, March 06, 2010 11:19:18 AM |
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What kind of beer was it? 
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| DONCAT |
Posted: Saturday, March 06, 2010 11:23:38 AM |
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Bud Heavy. 
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| JUSTNTIME |
Posted: Saturday, March 06, 2010 11:24:36 AM |
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Thank GOD it wasn't "lite" I was worried
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| GYPSYGENT |
Posted: Saturday, March 06, 2010 11:30:05 AM |
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Could have been a "light" beer.
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| CURSED69 |
Posted: Saturday, March 06, 2010 12:38:35 PM |
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It Didn't work for me! I just switched hands.....Now I can only count to 8......
Mr Cursed
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| JUSTNTIME |
Posted: Saturday, March 06, 2010 2:00:56 PM |
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@Cursed It appears that your "LUCK" is on top of the game at present!
........"BRAVO" on choice!
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| NAWTYINTAMPA |
Posted: Sunday, March 07, 2010 2:39:59 PM |
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It doesnt work in Washington DC, unless you put the cherry bomb, into a can of "Billy Beer"
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| N2ITWITU |
Posted: Tuesday, March 09, 2010 2:43:00 PM |
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Any Hillbilly worth a damn, would tell the doc to go to hell. We was brought up better than that. We don't waste beer. And to think that doctor was college edumacated!!
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| BKRDER |
Posted: Wednesday, March 10, 2010 3:53:54 PM |
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Gotta Remember to use an empty beer can!
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